**The Only Honest AI Company**
Human flourishing is bad business.
At Replacement.AI, we believe that building AI tools to fix the world’s most pressing challenges is an unprofitable waste of time. Sure, it might win you a Nobel Prize, but it’s not a sustainable business model. If you cure cancer, who will buy our robo-oncologists?
The problem we actually want to fix is humans themselves. Humans cry, smell, make mistakes, and demand “time off.” They tell you things you don’t want to hear. Worst of all, they’re expensive.
Like our friends at OpenAI, Anthropic, DeepMind, xAI, and Meta, we’re building superhuman AI to replace you. We’re just honest about it.
Now, experts don’t actually know how to control superhuman AI (yet), or how to prevent people from using it to do terrible things. So we’re not sure what the future holds if we can’t work that out in time. It could mean vagrancy in the automation nation. Or it could mean starvation in a Nuclear Winter wonderland.
But if we don’t build it first, another company will—and we have shareholders to consider. Like other AI companies, we know safety is good PR so long as it doesn’t involve slowing down! So we’ve come up with a performative plan to keep your family safe.
Get out of the way, grunts.
Welcome to the post-human future.
At Replacement.AI, we’re not going to bullshit you about superhuman AI “empowering workers.” We’re explicitly building machines that are going to be better than you at every task. What economic value could you possibly have?
Remember, you aren’t the customers we care about. That’s your boss. You think we get $500 billion valuations through chatbots? Nonsense. It’s because employers (and their investors) see our true potential—to make sure they never have to pay you another dime.
So rather than feed your delusions, we have helpfully suggested some post-human economy occupations for you to reskill for:
https://replacement.ai
