There are many mysteries in this universe: black holes, quantum physics, and, of course, why socks disappear in the dryer. But perhaps the most powerful cosmic law of all is the feline decree: **“If it fits, I sits.”** No exceptions. No negotiations. No “you-can’t-sit-there-it’s-my-laptop” energy whatsoever.
If a cat can smoosh, squeeze, fold, bend, or compress themselves into it—congratulations, it is now a cat seat.
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And thus, we proudly present to you, fellow feline fanatic fans, these very *fittin’ and sittin’* cat memes. Today, we honor the boxes, baskets, bowls, plant pots, drawers, shoes, tiny cardboard lids, and every other object now owned by a loaf-shaped roommate with zero shame and infinite confidence.
You bought a fancy cat bed? Too bad. The cat has chosen the fruit bowl. That shoebox you were saving? Gone. The laundry basket you just folded? It’s a throne now.
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Cats don’t care about logic. Physics bends to them. They are liquid. They are chaos. They are squish-mode enabled.
So do a *fits and sits* in your cozy spot and enjoy these flexible felines claiming everything in sight as a chair. Prepare for noodle bodies, toe-bean compression, and the proud stare of a cat who knows you won’t move them—even though they are absolutely sitting where they shouldn’t.
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Because you know the truth: **If it fits, they sits.** And honestly? We respect it.
Scroll on, human. The cat has spoken.
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